flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

image

??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I hate my school you can’t even go into a public bathroom without someone trying to be deep and artistic like what am I supposed to look around at leave your pretentiousness at the door and let me shoobie in peace
tyleroakleyismyqueen:

tyleroakleysslave:

ayyymalik:

Cause everyones blog need this

You were absolutely right about me needing this

Let’s talk about that guy next to him checking out da booty though
death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see